This a work-in-progress bio I wrote for my website. I thought it'd be funny to keep it entertaining. I obviously took creative license when writing it. It was also really late when I 'penned' it, so let me know if it's utter crap.
Rumor has it that Adam Stephen Hook was born in the bosom of southern Utah—somewhere near Canyonlands National Park. From birth, a compassionate family of lynx weaned Adam into his terrible twos. But, lacking opposable thumbs and adequate educational facilities, the lynx family packed Adam’s only belongings—a Ronnie Lott football card and a tattered Baja jacket—and sent him to the hustle and bustle of Salt Lake City.
It was here Adam learned to read and speak English. During his tutelage, he fell in love with skiing, mountain biking, and meteorology. He also fell in love with grammar and fart jokes.
It was his destiny to pursue a career in advertising copywriting.
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Sunday, March 1, 2009
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Synopsis of Me
Two names you go by: Hook, and usually Adam
Two things you’re wearing right now: WeSC denim, Nike Blazers.
Two of your favorite things to do: Ski the trees on powder days with good friends. Ride bikes through aspen singletrack with good friends.
Two people you talked to last night: Cedrick, Tim.
Two things you’re doing tomorrow: Oil change in the car, writing a script for a short movie.
Two longest car rides: Michigan to SLC. SLC to Whistler Canada and about every other city in the Pac Northwest. SLC to ATL would be in there too.
Two favorite holidays: Christmas and Presidents' Day. Joking... it's Thanksgiving.
Two favorite drinks: Diet Coke with lime; and Brazilian Lemonade try it and it'll be on your list.
Two things about me you may not know: Trivia junkie, Scuba diver for 12 years.
Two jobs I have had in my life: Junior Ski Instructor at Brighton Utah for 4 seasons. Best job in the world. Short stint as a sales associate at Zumiez.
Two movies I could watch over and over: Hands down: Big Lebowski and Pulp Fiction.
Two places I’d rather be right now: Skiing powder at Brighton, Chilling in Kihei, Maui.
Two things you’re wearing right now: WeSC denim, Nike Blazers.
Two of your favorite things to do: Ski the trees on powder days with good friends. Ride bikes through aspen singletrack with good friends.
Two people you talked to last night: Cedrick, Tim.
Two things you’re doing tomorrow: Oil change in the car, writing a script for a short movie.
Two longest car rides: Michigan to SLC. SLC to Whistler Canada and about every other city in the Pac Northwest. SLC to ATL would be in there too.
Two favorite holidays: Christmas and Presidents' Day. Joking... it's Thanksgiving.
Two favorite drinks: Diet Coke with lime; and Brazilian Lemonade try it and it'll be on your list.
Two things about me you may not know: Trivia junkie, Scuba diver for 12 years.
Two jobs I have had in my life: Junior Ski Instructor at Brighton Utah for 4 seasons. Best job in the world. Short stint as a sales associate at Zumiez.
Two movies I could watch over and over: Hands down: Big Lebowski and Pulp Fiction.
Two places I’d rather be right now: Skiing powder at Brighton, Chilling in Kihei, Maui.
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